Bizarre Danish kids cartoon stars man with ‘world’s longest penis’ using his member to save children from lion attack

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A BIZARRE Danish cartoon has sparked a furious outcry over its well endowed main character – who has the world’s longest penis.

The stop-go animated show highlights the hazardous life of one John Dillermand, which translates to John Penisman – a character with a comically long penis that gets him into trouble.

The main character's name roughly translates as 'John Penisman'

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The main character’s name roughly translates as ‘John Penisman’Credit: DR
The reaction to the show has been mixed to say the least

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The reaction to the show has been mixed to say the least

However, his lengthy member also helps him out in various scrapes, too.

In one episode a neighbour accidentally chops the end off with garden shears when it appears in a bush.

But he also fends off a lion threatening local children by using his penis as a whip.

Entertainment.ie reports the show is made by Danish public broadcaster DR Ramasjang.

It even has a jaunty theme song that explains “there’s nothing he can’t do with” his penis.

Entertainment reports: “Naturally, a TV show designed for kids with the main character having a giant penis is going to raise some issues.

“So far, the reaction to the show in Denmark has been decidedly mixed.

“While some believe it’s inappropriate for children, others believe that the context of the show is so asexual and that children wouldn’t view it in the same way as adults do.”

A statement from the TV channel’s chief said the show was co-developed by Sex & Samfund, a Danish association for sex education.

They said the show will continue to be aired as planned.

The bizarre show comes just months after a controversial Danish TV show saw adults STRIP OFF for a panel of schoolchildren.

Ultra Strips Down came under fire in September for allowing children as young as 11 to quiz a line-up of stark-naked adults.

The programme’s premise sees schoolchildren aged 11 to 13 grilling five males and females of different shapes, sizes and body gripes.

They arrive on-stage donning beige robes before revealing all in scenes which some have branded “disgusting’ and others bluntly stated are “child exploitation.”

After standing naked in front of the youngsters, perched on a series of stairs, they are asked about their figures, including the specific question: “Are you pleased with your private parts?”

Other topics have included pubic hair growth and body confidence.

The show focusses on the man's member

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The show focusses on the man’s memberCredit: DR
At one point he floats away with his todger tied to a bunch of balloons

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At one point he floats away with his todger tied to a bunch of balloonsCredit: DR
At one point he hauls a car down the road with his crotch

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At one point he hauls a car down the road with his crotch
He even floats up to the moon at one point

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He even floats up to the moon at one point
One episode focuses on his neighbour accidentally snipping the tip off

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One episode focuses on his neighbour accidentally snipping the tip off
John Penisman gets into lots of trouble with his todger

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John Penisman gets into lots of trouble with his todgerCredit: DR